Instructions

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  1. Summon one (1) Grimace from the ethereal purple dimension.
  2. Ask him nicely for a cup of his mysterious shake substance.
  3. If he says no, distract him with a Happy Meal toy and take it anyway.
  4. Blend with 2 scoops of "don't ask what's in it" ice cream.
  5. Add a handful of purple Skittles for authenticity.
  6. Blend until smooth, or until Grimace stops watching.
  7. Pour into a cup and garnish with existential dread.
  8. Drink immediately. Do not look at it too long..